Sunday, 20 October 2013

Porn, popes and a loose grip on reality.

Madness has apparently become infectious; everyone has caught the whiff in recent weeks apart from the clergy; because they said so and they should know. Meanwhile in the wave of sexuality that hasn't existed in every single mammal that has ever lived apparently sweeps over the children of the U.K. turning them into rampant sex beasts.

The archbishop of Canterbury has declared that he, and other people that believe in spiritual things, are in no way mental. A sign of mental illness is hearing voices in ones head; as a voice for the ultimate deity one can only assume that Justin Welby can not only hear voices but presumably he knows who is doing the speaking.

There is a fair amount of religious people, they seem to be all over the place at times; statistically, even if one assumes that the majority of them are sane, there will be a certain remaining demographic that has a more tenuous grasp of reality. It might be less of a leap if one believes, for example, that an ethereal being demands the removal of a body part that he created for the benefit of the owner, to step across the threshold into the realm of the genuinely crazed.    

People who think they are Jesus might be mad, presumably they are also religious; it would be going to far, possibly, not only to declare yourself as Christ but then pointing out that you don’t exist either. Or perhaps you do exist; you just aren't the son of God, how did you come back?

The Archbishop of Canterbury: 'If you say I'm mad I'll cut
you, I'm imagining it now.'
In 2011 Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hemandez declared himself as Jesus and fired an AK47 at the Whitehouse, the motivation for this is the fact that Barak Obama is the antichrist. Which is fair enough as far I’m concerned; religious freedom in a developed country means that people should have the right to act according to their beliefs and worship in their own special little way; even if it means rocking back and forth and shouting ‘I hate blacks’ at the top of their voice. 

 To emphasize the sanity that dwells deep in the mind of the spiritual; here is an article written by a person of sound mind indicating Dungeons and Dragons causes people to behave irrationally, which is true, usually by continuing to play it. The problem being it also encourages people to become genuine sorcerers, which is where the argument might fall down. I, however, think that the problem of the youth of today training to be mages and wizards and altering reality to achieve their own evil ends may have been solved for us in advance.   

At this point in the article it becomes apparent that no one has actually accused the Archbishop of Canterbury of being mad; he is just shouting ‘I’m not mad and neither are the others’ without any provocation. This is generally viewed as a bad sign.

Earlier a leader of an earlier religion observed that ‘society was losing the plot’ altogether and everyone was mad for not being Jewish. God is going to be very cross with one of these men as they both believe in very different hats; all being well he will make them fight.

 As madness displays a strong absence amongst the religious fraternity it is clearly evident in school policy. An astonishing decision to combat the sexualization of children by telling them about it when they don’t need to know and aren't interested has taken place. By telling the children about porn, which they don’t know about, they will then be safe from what they haven’t seen and as a result not be influenced by it.

The role of the parents in this is clearly underestimated as they should be casting a cursory glance on what their responsibility has access to; the chances of children having access to hardcore pornography in a primary school seems fairly limited. Or it was, until someone had this frankly stupid idea.

'Where do you put this at the point of orgasm?' U.K
students are put through their paces. 

There is a hypocritical element; presumably the parents of these children did become sexualized at some point on the premise that these children exist at all, unless all the children are Jesus. Perhaps if we can make sure that no-one becomes sexualized then we would not have to teach the children how to be a mammal, no-one would pictures on facebook of their wrinkled offspring or put a pram next to me in a restaurant, the latter being firmly in the top five arguments for contraception.   

Perhaps the best idea would be if people were only allowed to breed by Immaculate Conception; we would pay less tax, restaurants would be quieter and if Jesus did turn up we would know it was him.

Pope Francis spoke openly on the topic of child safety and faith on Thursday in an interview with Elrond Lord of Rivendell: ‘I don’t get why people keep connecting pedophilia and Christianity’, the pontiff stated, ‘Jesus hated bald pussy. Mary Magdalene had a thatch like a Boney M afro and he was up her inner thigh like a spider monkey. The apostle Paul used to tell an anecdote in which Jesus set fire to Mary’s pubic hair to see if it said anything.’